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On Thu, 27 May 2021 22:58:27 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:

> The price probably includes a few free gallons of crystal palace.


You're getting people mixed-up, Hank. It's 'bad' Sheldon who drinks CP.

If we could add a microphone (either to the ear-buds or via Chinese-style
hacking of the closest cell phone), it would be really easy to perform
mind control using a scripted robot like Bruce # 2 to play the part of
people's 'invisible friends'.

And I'm not talking about already-crazy people, like those who would buy
hearing aids or anything for that matter from a double-talking Hawaiian.

I'm talking about all those people who 'feel' Jesus besides themselves.

Then there would the be no more need to emit bursts of EM (also from the
nearest hacked cell-phone) to re-align the spin of the phosphorous nuclei
in their synapses. Their minds would already be under control.

Think about it while you are haber-dashing your aluminum-foil headgear.