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Default I RIPPED a non-contiguous (20-20-potty break-20 HOUR on Da 'Track

On Thu, 27 May 2021 22:58:27 -0500, Hank Rogers >
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>Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 5/27/2021 10:46 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Here's what I did yesterday. I went to a guy's apartment and fit
>>> him with hearing aids. It was awesome! He was a guy with a severe
>>> hearing loss. Before I fit the aids, he told me he was feeling
>>> scared - he couldn't say why. After he had the aids in his ears,
>>> he asked some of his friends what they thought of the situation.
>>> Near as I could tell, he was talking to two people - a male and a
>>> female. I couldn't see the people he was talking to because they
>>> were invisible. He told me about his life as a mercenary and his
>>> many fields of battle. I was scanning his body for tats or battle
>>> scars because he was just wearing shorts. I saw none. He told me
>>> that his daughter opened up a string of yoga schools and was on
>>> TV because she had just written a book. I don't know what to make
>>> of him but his daughter, or the name of the person he gave me,
>>> checks out. I called his contact person today to ask how he's
>>> doing. She told me that she doesn't know because he's drunk. Ha
>>> ha, I love this job.
>>>

>>
>> So, we can thus conclude that hearing aids make you drunk.* That's
>> a rough side effect.

>
>The price probably includes a few free gallons of crystal palace.
>

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