Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 5/27/2021 10:46 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>
>>
>> Here's what I did yesterday. I went to a guy's apartment and fit
>> him with hearing aids. It was awesome! He was a guy with a severe
>> hearing loss. Before I fit the aids, he told me he was feeling
>> scared - he couldn't say why. After he had the aids in his ears,
>> he asked some of his friends what they thought of the situation.
>> Near as I could tell, he was talking to two people - a male and a
>> female. I couldn't see the people he was talking to because they
>> were invisible. He told me about his life as a mercenary and his
>> many fields of battle. I was scanning his body for tats or battle
>> scars because he was just wearing shorts. I saw none. He told me
>> that his daughter opened up a string of yoga schools and was on
>> TV because she had just written a book. I don't know what to make
>> of him but his daughter, or the name of the person he gave me,
>> checks out. I called his contact person today to ask how he's
>> doing. She told me that she doesn't know because he's drunk. Ha
>> ha, I love this job.
>>
>
> So, we can thus conclude that hearing aids make you drunk.* That's
> a rough side effect.

The price probably includes a few free gallons of crystal palace.