On 5/20/2021 4:30 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Thursday, May 20, 2021 at 6:05:56 PM UTC-5, take a sad song wrote:
>>
>>> I'd even be happy if he died peacefully in his sleep.
>> He'd probably ruin a perfectly good mattress if he died in his sleep.
>>
> You are making assumptions about the quality of his mattress.

I'm sure it's covered with a shiny new metal roof too.

>> I'm going with the speeding bus. His bile is too disgusting for a bear.
>>
> I never suggested that the bear eat him, nor that our national bird feast
> upon his liver, hence the disgustingness of his bile is irrelevant.

Point. Then the bear just has to decide if the stench is worth the
effort of mauling the kook to something a lot like death. Cue "The
Revenant" for more.