On Friday, May 21, 2021 at 1:38:18 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On 5/20/2021 7:19 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Thursday, May 20, 2021 at 4:36:57 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> >> Mike Duffy wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 20 May 2021 12:03:41 -0400, bwiansimmons wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On 5/19/2021 9:20 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
> >>>>> On Wed, 19 May 2021 14:06:42 -0700, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> The operative word is, "the." If I am *the* pervert,
> >>>>>> then he isn't *the* pervert. That's grade school
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Okay, Bryan. You can both each be *a* pervert.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Happy now?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>> I[...] with John. Naked on the beach with him
> >>>
> >>> That's a pretty ****-poor imitation of Bryan. You should have included a
> >>> segment from his new failed kayaking e-book "Payback Mountain", where he
> >>> grossly inflates the effects of decades-old misunderstandings and plays
> >>> them out here for our daily edification.
> >>>
> >>>
> >> I prefer a failed children's ebook. Maybe I am biased because I
> >> don't have any children.
> >>
> >> Still a childrens author must have some appeal.
> >>
> >> Even if the setting is in da LOO, with a pedophile male nurse.
> >>
> > It'd be hilarious to do a spoof children's picture book that had a
> > pedophile male nurse. I've thought for a few years that it would be
> > funny to do over the top spoofs, have them vanity pressed, then put
> > them on the shelves in book stores and especially the book
> > departments of Wal Mart, Target, etc. where they'd more than likely
> > go unbought, but then they'd end up in a secondary market.
> > Of course, you'd need to have lots of excess money.
> >
> > One idea I found especially funny was romance novels that in every
> > way seemed like the standard fare, but have the sex scenes involve
> > anal sex. Imagine the titles, *Duked By an Earl*, or *The Viscount's
> > Shameful Desire*, or *To Please a Greek Prince*, or *To Go Where
> > the Duchess Would Not*, or *The Rear Admiral Who Loved Me*.
> >
> > Everything would seem completely standard to the genre until the
> > point of the sex scene. Then I thought, there'd likely be a small
> > subset of readers who'd find it appealing, and that was even more
> > amusing.
> >
> > The self help book genre could also be spoofed. The book(s)
> > could give absurd advice for turning around an unsuccessful
> > life.
> >
> > Then there's supernatural spoofs. *The Secret Zodiac* could use
> > real star maps, but made up constellations, and posit that the
> > persons in power have used this alternative astrology for centuries
> > to maintain their power and guide the course of human history,
> > citing bogus claims about the past.
> >
> > The best one is a book that unifies the mythologies of the Mormons
> > and the Church of Scientology, where their cosmologies are merely
> > misunderstood approximations of the one true faith, and in the end
> > days they will merge, and the second degree chosen ones, the
> > Jehovah's Witnesses and Seventh Day Adventists, will assume their
> > rightful place as middle managers in God's new kingdom.
> >>
> > --Bryan
> >
> Oh man, that would be funny to put pervert kiddie books in the store. I
> wonder if they will just put you in the loony bin or jail. I think jail
> would really be funny when the boys find out what you did. Take some KY
> with you.
>
I wouldn't put *that one* in a store. I just thought of that right before I
wrote it, but it reminded me of the other spoofs I'd thought up previously.
Do you have a problem with any of the others?
>
> --Bryan
>
--Bryan