On Thu, 20 May 2021 12:03:41 -0400, bwiansimmons wrote:

> On 5/19/2021 9:20 PM, Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 May 2021 14:06:42 -0700, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>>> The operative word is, "the." If I am *the* pervert,
>>> then he isn't *the* pervert. That's grade school
>>
>> Okay, Bryan. You can both each be *a* pervert.
>>
>> Happy now?
>>
>>
> I[...] with John. Naked on the beach with him

That's a pretty ****-poor imitation of Bryan. You should have included a
segment from his new failed kayaking e-book "Payback Mountain", where he
grossly inflates the effects of decades-old misunderstandings and plays
them out here for our daily edification.