On Wed, 19 May 2021 19:42:54 -0400, Alex > wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>> On Tuesday, May 18, 2021 at 8:56:47 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>> ...
>>> They are very expensive heritage bootlaces and will last a hundred
>>> years. Fitting them is a specialist skill so John has hired the very
>>> best shoelace lacer in DA LOO.
>> ...
>>> Janet UK
>> Yep! And they arrive TODAY! One pair for my Nursing Shoes, one for my Lawn Work Shoes and a Spare Pair!
>>
>> And yes the lady at New Balance was very nice and gentle. I told her to tighten then up! :-)
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
>Only a certifiable moron would buy new shoes for yard work.* That's what
>old shoes are for.

Kootchies idea of yard work is a rocking chair.