Bryan Simmons wrote:

> On Saturday, May 15, 2021 at 11:50:35 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > Hello, I'm a dandelion 🌼
> >
> > A lot of people call me a weed but I am a friend and Ive come to
> > help you. 🌼 When you see me remember that I am the ONLY one who
> > wants and can grow in that particular spot.
> >
> > This is because:
> > Either the soil is too compact / hard / stomped and I want to
> > loosen it for you with my roots. Or there is too little calcium in
> > the soil. Don't worry - I will replenish that for you with the
> > dying of my leaves. Or the soil is too acidic. But I will also
> > improve that for you if you give me the chance.
> >
> > Or a mixture of all the above.
> > 🌼 I'm here because your soil needs my help so best you let me grow
> > without disturbing me! When everything is fixed, I will disappear
> > again - I promise! 🌼 Are you trying to remove me prematurely with
> > my root? However meticulous you are, I will return 2x as strong!
> > Just until your soil is improved. 🌼 You can even tell by my
> > growth at which stage my help is at. If my leaves are flat on the
> > ground then I'm far from ready but if they all reach up then I'm
> > already almost done. 🌼 I am one of the first bloomers in spring
> > so I will announce spring / summer for you. 🌼 During the day when
> > it's hot, I open my flowers but in the evening when it cools off I
> > close them again quickly. In fact, if it's not hot enough during
> > the day I won't open them at all! 🌼 My flowers are the first food
> > for insects after hibernation and unlike most other plants, I have
> > pollen AND nectar, not merely one OR the other. And I am generous
> > with them. 🌼 My flowers are even delicious for you people by the
> > way, did you know? I used to be called Honey (or Gold) of the Poor
> > because my flowers are so sweet. The internet is full of recipes -
> > check them out. 🌼 But wait until the end of May or later before
> > you start picking and even then - don't pick everything. The
> > biodiversity and bees will be very grateful! 🌼 And lastly, when
> > you see me standing instead of yellow petals I have a dandelion
> > clock of fluff. Blow hard and make a wish..... I'll try to make
> > your wish come true! 🌼 Your friend, the dandelion 🌼
> >
> That pro-dandelion shit is propaganda. The Russians are behind it.
> Putin is out to destroy our way of life in any way he can, as
> punishment for stuff like Radio Free Europe, and you've bought into
> it. The hammer, sickle and star on the Soviet flag is what color,
> Greg? American lawns covered in dandelions would put the
> interference in our elections onto the back burner of concerns of our
> intelligence community. Nothing is more American than killing
> dandelions.
>
> These days, when I see a dandelion in my yard, it reminds me of those
> first pings from Sputnik.
> >
> --Bryan


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