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"Hello, I'm a dandelion" 8-D
Thomas wrote:
> On Sunday, May 16, 2021 at 3:22:39 PM UTC-4, Walter de Rochebrune
> wrote:
> > Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> > > On Saturday, May 15, 2021 at 11:50:35 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > > > Hello, I'm a dandelion 🌼
> > > >
> > > > A lot of people call me a weed but I am a friend and Ive come
> > > > to help you. 🌼 When you see me remember that I am the ONLY one
> > > > who wants and can grow in that particular spot.
> > > >
> > > > This is because:
> > > > Either the soil is too compact / hard / stomped and I want to
> > > > loosen it for you with my roots. Or there is too little calcium
> > > > in the soil. Don't worry - I will replenish that for you with
> > > > the dying of my leaves. Or the soil is too acidic. But I will
> > > > also improve that for you if you give me the chance.
> > > >
> > > > Or a mixture of all the above.
> > > > 🌼 I'm here because your soil needs my help so best you let me
> > > > grow without disturbing me! When everything is fixed, I will
> > > > disappear again - I promise! 🌼 Are you trying to remove me
> > > > prematurely with my root? However meticulous you are, I will
> > > > return 2x as strong! Just until your soil is improved. 🌼 You
> > > > can even tell by my growth at which stage my help is at. If my
> > > > leaves are flat on the ground then I'm far from ready but if
> > > > they all reach up then I'm already almost done. 🌼 I am one of
> > > > the first bloomers in spring so I will announce spring / summer
> > > > for you. 🌼 During the day when it's hot, I open my flowers but
> > > > in the evening when it cools off I close them again quickly. In
> > > > fact, if it's not hot enough during the day I won't open them
> > > > at all! 🌼 My flowers are the first food for insects after
> > > > hibernation and unlike most other plants, I have pollen AND
> > > > nectar, not merely one OR the other. And I am generous with
> > > > them. 🌼 My flowers are even delicious for you people by the
> > > > way, did you know? I used to be called Honey (or Gold) of the
> > > > Poor because my flowers are so sweet. The internet is full of
> > > > recipes - check them out. 🌼 But wait until the end of May or
> > > > later before you start picking and even then - don't pick
> > > > everything. The biodiversity and bees will be very grateful! 🌼
> > > > And lastly, when you see me standing instead of yellow petals I
> > > > have a dandelion clock of fluff. Blow hard and make a wish.....
> > > > I'll try to make your wish come true! 🌼 Your friend, the
> > > > dandelion 🌼
> > > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOpl37tysw
> > > >
> > > --Bryan
> > Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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> WTF does ask them, theyre (sp) here mean?
> Every post. So annoying. You are here, so I ask.
Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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