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Thomas wrote:
> On Sunday, May 16, 2021 at 3:22:39 PM UTC-4, Walter de Rochebrune wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, May 15, 2021 at 11:50:35 AM UTC-5, GM wrote:
>>>> Hello, I'm a dandelion 🌼
>>>>
>>>> A lot of people call me a weed but I am a friend and Ive come to
>>>> help you. 🌼 When you see me remember that I am the ONLY one who
>>>> wants and can grow in that particular spot.
>>>>
>>>> This is because:
>>>> Either the soil is too compact / hard / stomped and I want to
>>>> loosen it for you with my roots. Or there is too little calcium in
>>>> the soil. Don't worry - I will replenish that for you with the
>>>> dying of my leaves. Or the soil is too acidic. But I will also
>>>> improve that for you if you give me the chance.
>>>>
>>>> Or a mixture of all the above.
>>>> 🌼 I'm here because your soil needs my help so best you let me grow
>>>> without disturbing me! When everything is fixed, I will disappear
>>>> again - I promise! 🌼 Are you trying to remove me prematurely with
>>>> my root? However meticulous you are, I will return 2x as strong!
>>>> Just until your soil is improved. 🌼 You can even tell by my
>>>> growth at which stage my help is at. If my leaves are flat on the
>>>> ground then I'm far from ready but if they all reach up then I'm
>>>> already almost done. 🌼 I am one of the first bloomers in spring
>>>> so I will announce spring / summer for you. 🌼 During the day when
>>>> it's hot, I open my flowers but in the evening when it cools off I
>>>> close them again quickly. In fact, if it's not hot enough during
>>>> the day I won't open them at all! 🌼 My flowers are the first food
>>>> for insects after hibernation and unlike most other plants, I have
>>>> pollen AND nectar, not merely one OR the other. And I am generous
>>>> with them. 🌼 My flowers are even delicious for you people by the
>>>> way, did you know? I used to be called Honey (or Gold) of the Poor
>>>> because my flowers are so sweet. The internet is full of recipes -
>>>> check them out. 🌼 But wait until the end of May or later before
>>>> you start picking and even then - don't pick everything. The
>>>> biodiversity and bees will be very grateful! 🌼 And lastly, when
>>>> you see me standing instead of yellow petals I have a dandelion
>>>> clock of fluff. Blow hard and make a wish..... I'll try to make
>>>> your wish come true! 🌼 Your friend, the dandelion 🌼
>>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOpl37tysw
>>>>
>>> --Bryan

>> Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
>> --
>> The real Walter de Rochebrune posts with uni-berly.de - individual.net

> WTF does ask them, theyre (sp) here mean?
> Every post. So annoying. You are here, so I ask.
>


It's just a replica of some of the stupider shit that master doctor
druce has endlessly spouted, while sniffing asses.