Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2021-05-17 10:31 a.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> > On 5/17/2021 6:25 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> > > This fine Monday AM!
> > >
> > > Nursing work, that is!
> > >
> > > :-)
> > >
> > >
> > > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> > >
> >
> > I was up at 4:30.Â* Peed and went back to sleep for a few more hours.
>
> I beat you. I was up at 2:30. Then again at 5:00. Gotta love those
> water pills. ;-) It's okay though, because I slept until 8:30 and
> finally got out of bed a little after 9.
>
>
> Three old men in a seniors' home were sitting around talking about
> their various age related problems. The first was complaining about
> his prostate and not being able to pee. He had not has a satisfying
> **** in weeks. The second complained about constipation and said he
> had not crapped in four days. The third man said they were lucky.
> He said that he passes about liter of urine every morning at 7 am
> and then at 7:15 he passes a good sized stool that empties his bowels
> completely.
>
> The other two looked at him and asked how that is a problem for him.
> He answered "I don't wake up until 8:00"


Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."