On 2021-05-17 10:31 a.m., Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 5/17/2021 6:25 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> This fine Monday AM!
>>
>> Nursing work, that is!
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>> :-)
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>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
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> I was up at 4:30.Â* Peed and went back to sleep for a few more hours.

I beat you. I was up at 2:30. Then again at 5:00. Gotta love those water
pills. ;-) It's okay though, because I slept until 8:30 and finally
got out of bed a little after 9.


Three old men in a seniors' home were sitting around talking about their
various age related problems. The first was complaining about his
prostate and not being able to pee. He had not has a satisfying **** in
weeks. The second complained about constipation and said he had not
crapped in four days. The third man said they were lucky. He said that
he passes about liter of urine every morning at 7 am and then at 7:15
he passes a good sized stool that empties his bowels completely.

The other two looked at him and asked how that is a problem for him. He
answered "I don't wake up until 8:00"