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Default Well, I retired an old museum piece today!

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> On Wednesday, May 12, 2021 at 5:34:06 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> > On Wednesday, May 12, 2021 at 5:24:58 PM UTC-5, GM wrote:
> > > wrote:
> > > > My 2008 Grand Caravan after getting her detailed by Final Touch on Natural Bridge today! And I tanked her up with gasoline and parked her out front of my house, the United Church of FACTS! No dogma, no bullshit, only the Facts!
> > > >
> > > > As revealed by the PBS program Origins, a now absent part of PBS's series about The History Of Africa, detailing how all Homo Sapiens could be traced to the same two oldest fossils ever found. One Male and One Female. Over 150,000 years old! From Africa! :-(
> > > >
> > > Why don't you do us all a favor and commit SUICIDE like your mommy did...at least she had the good sense to realize that she was a useless burden to everyone and so it was time for her to "call it quits", shall we say....
> > >
> > > <chuckle>
> > >
> > > --
> > > Best
> > > Greg

> > **** YOUI Greg Sorrow! :-(
> >

> I would otherwise dislike Greg, but for two things:
> One, he has a sense of humor, and
> Two, he hates you. He is really hateful toward you.
>
> I like everyone who hates you, John, even the anon trolls, but they
> aren't as funny as Greg, except sometimes when the one main anon
> troll chooses new names that are kind of funny. The newest name
> is the funniest to me, "I left the seat up."
>
> Most of the people you have known have just gotten themselves
> away from you.
>
> €śMommy, wheres Daddy?€ť
> €śLooking at the stars.€ť
> €śMommy, do you hate Daddy, too?€ť
> €śYes, child. I hate him, too.€ť
> €śMommy, I love you. Do you know why?€ť
> €śWhy?€ť
> €śBecause you hate Daddy. Its fun to hate Daddy, isnt it?€ť
> €śYes, child.€ť
> €śWhy does Daddy look at the stars all the time, Mommy?€ť
> €śBecause hes an asshole.€ť
> €śDo assholes always look at the stars, Mommy?€ť
> €śYour father does.€ť
> --Richard Brautigan



Lol...

Now Steve will come along, begging me to "top" him in an act of anal coition...he loves to "bottom", ya know...

And Ca-wole will once again witlessly congratulate John for National Nursing Day...

<chuckle>

--
Best
Greg