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Default I mowed my ENTIRE Back Yard today!

Sqwertz wrote:

> On Sun, 9 May 2021 13:19:16 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
> > It was like mowing wet salad!
> >
> > John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

>
> Three posts about mowing the back yard. Yeah!
>
> I made a desk. I laminated a piece of 3/4" 28"x40" MDF with
> horizontal grade Wilsonart Designer White with a matte (60) finish.
> and a black liner on the other side. I cold pressed for 5 hours
> under my neighbor's crotch rocket with another piece of MDF on top
> and plywood underneath. I then sawed of the extra liner and
> laminate and edge-banded it on four sides with iron-on melamine (I
> couldn't find the rubber edging) and then screwed on some fold out
> legs my other neighbor threw away from her decrepit particle board
> desk, drilled in a semi-hollow 3/4" square aluminum underbar across
> the center between the legs, and had it done just in time to
> christen it with some jerk chicken and brussel sprouts. I only had
> to pay $7 for the edge banding - I had everything else. And now
> that mostly empty room has a desk/table of sorts. For no reason in
> particular, other than shits and giggles.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/bNqYVjXL/Desk.jpg
>
> I also donated 880ml of plasma for a quick $100 (about am hour)
> hour) and provide somebody with lifesaving medication. Also spent
> $110 at the grocery store, mopped most of the kitchen floor, did two
> loads of laundry, replanted my red habanero (which will be eaten by
> deer within a week because I don't have enough chicken wire to
> protect it), took all the trash and recycling out, filled a barrel
> with rosemary bush trimmings (the 20' wide rosemary bush is finally
> all gone! That bitch!) and put that out too. And all that was all
> after I woke up at 2:PM. And this weeble didn't wobble once.
>
> And you spent all ****ing day, literally - morning, noon, and
> evening - posting about how you mowed the yard 3 times and lied
> about it at least once. You're so ****ing lame and simpleminded.
> It's all about you, and it's pretty ****ing boring. We expect
> nothing less from a 99.44% pure autosexual.
>
> -sw
>
> -sw


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