On 2021-05-09 8:52 p.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Sun, 09 May 2021 16:09:13 -0700, John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> I am 99.44% HETEROsexual, thank you very much.
>
> I just did the math, John. That means in your whole life you're had sex
> 179 times, 178 of those times with a female.
>

Well, you know the old saying. You can hammer a nail into a board but
that doesn't make you a carpenter. You can change an electrical outlet
but that doesn't make you an electrician. You can change a spark plug
and that doesn't make you an auto mechanic. But suck one penis and you
know what they will call you for the rest of your life.