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Default A cookbook I didn't know I had

On Monday, April 26, 2021 at 6:52:58 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Jim Lahey wrote:
> > On Mon, 26 Apr 2021 13:08:21 -0600, teel > wrote:
> >
> >> Dr. Bruce wrote:
> >>> jmcquown wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Maybe this belonged to my mother. Maybe I picked it up years ago at
> >>>> a old cookbook sale and forgot. I honestly don't recall.
> >>>>
> >>>> It's called Early American Cookery. Published in 1996. "The Good
> >>>> Housekeeper 1841" by Sarah Josepha Hale.
> >>>
> >>> Snap! I never knew you had it either! That must make us
> >>> soulmates......................wanna ****?
> >>>
> >> No one wants your diseased old peter - even charred on the grill.

> >
> > Popeye the prevert might?
> >

> Popeye will gobble up *any* sex organ from any species. Hell, he
> ****ed his aunt and his mother-in-law. He'd **** a snake if
> somebody would hold it's head.
>

Hey, it takes determination and a serious erection to penetrate the
cloaca of a wriggly reptile, even with the assistance of a head holder.
Yeah, canned spinach *tastes disgusting*, but I'd like to see *you*
**** a snake. That "I'd like to see" is figurative, of course. On second
thought, that'd be hilarious. It'd probably go viral, and Bruce would be
crying, "reptile abuse."
>

--Bryan