On Sun, 25 Apr 2021 21:48:53 -0500, Hank Rogers wrote:

> He was sniffing a cow's ass, and everything went badly wrong.

Maybe we can get someone with an EE degree to engineer an automatic fart
ignition system that's triggered by the sound of wooden shoes.

Then at least he'd have something serious to whine about after his nose
hairs get singed.