jmcquown wrote:

> Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for
> pleasure. Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a
> homosexual or his partner may loose his grip on the object and the
> foreign body gets sucked into the colorectum. In emergency
> departments, some such objects recovered from the colorectum of
> homosexuals include soft-drink and other bottles, jars, light bulbs,
> candles, fruits like bananas and apples; vegetables like cucumbers,
> onions, potatoes, carrots and turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a
> polythene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber
> balls, a steers horn, baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs,
> sand-filled bicycle inner tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a
> prisoner to store money and other valuables), broomsticks, broom
> handles, various types of brushes, ax handles, whip handles,
> soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum sharpening stone, glass
> tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such as spatula, ice
> pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that presents in
> the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is a male
> homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
> rectally assaulted with a foreign body.

Yes. Always use object longer than your sphincter is deep. Ask how I
know this.

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