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Some homosexuals insert foreign bodies into their rectum for pleasure.
Occasionally, while moving an object back and forth, a homosexual or his
partner may loose his grip on the object and the foreign body gets
sucked into the colorectum. In emergency departments, some such objects
recovered from the colorectum of homosexuals include soft-drink and
other bottles, jars, light bulbs, candles, fruits like bananas and
apples; vegetables like cucumbers, onions, potatoes, carrots and
turnips; dildos, vibrators, tumblers, a polythene waste trap from the
U-bend of a sink, salami, sponge rubber balls, a steers horn,
baseballs, tennis balls, hard-boiled eggs, sand-filled bicycle inner
tubing, an aluminum tube (used by a prisoner to store money and other
valuables), broomsticks, broom handles, various types of brushes, ax
handles, whip handles, soldering irons, a wood-handled carborundum
sharpening stone, glass tubes, frozen pigs tail, and kitchen items such
as spatula, ice pick, and mortar pestle.^(1-12) The typical patient that
presents in the emergency department with colorectal foreign objects is
a male homosexual;the other patients are women or patients who have been
rectally assaulted with a foreign body.