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Hank Rogers[_4_] Hank Rogers[_4_] is offline
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Default OT - The 3 unwritten rules of life

Dr Bruce wrote:
> Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>
>> On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>>>>>>> 1.
>>>>>>> 2.
>>>>>>> 3.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>>>>>
>>>>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban
>>>>> it as a domain.
>>>> lol, WHAT A KOOK
>>>>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually
>>>>> limited
>>>> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>>>>
>>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her
>>> from behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose
>>> stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>>

>> She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.

>
> I'd love some dick cheese from John, especially as his dick is powered
> by vegetarian food. Its quite similar to soy cheese, but more manly
> tasting.
>


Master druce, I hate to inform you that your protege (kuth) has
been eating dead chicken corpses. He doesn't even sniff the cloaca
before consuming.