Stock-Up Grocery Trip
Dr. Bruce wrote:
> US Janet wrote:
>
>> On 19 Apr 2021 05:05:44 GMT, "Dr. Bruce" >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> US Janet wrote:
>>>
>>> Jimmy Dean English muffins are great. You can't beat the
>>> ingredients!
>>>
>>> "muffin: water, enriched wheat flour (wheat flour, malted barley
>>> flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin,
>>> folic acid), whole grain wheat flour, yeast, wheat gluten, contains
>>> less than 2% of: degermed yellow corn flour, degermed yellow
>>> cornmeal, sodium bicarbonate, fumaric acid, corn starch, sodium
>>> acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate calcium sulfate, salt,
>>> ammonium chloride, honey, calcium propionate and potassium sorbate
>>> (preservatives), soybean oil, high fructose corn syrup, vinegar.
>>> fried egg white patty: egg whites, modified tapioca starch,
>>> carrageenan, natural flavors, salt, soy lecithin. fully cooked
>>> turkey sausage patty: mechanically separated turkey, turkey, water,
>>> soy protein concentrate, contains 2% or less: salt, spices,
>>> dextrose, sugar, sodium phosphates, potassium chloride, yeast
>>> extract, natural flavors, maltodextrin citric acid, modified food
>>> starch, caramel color. pasteurized process american cheese: milk,
>>> water, cream, contains 2% or less of: cheese culture, citric acid,
>>> color added enzymes, potassium citrate, salt, sodium citrate,
>>> sorbic acid (preservative), soy lecithin, tetrasodium
>>> pyrophosphate."
>>>
>>> The Unabomber would be licking his lips.
>>
>> Now go back and look up all the separate ingredients and list their
>> ingredients. It'll give you something to do
>
> It's only a muffin. You'd think they were the ingredients to build a
> spaceship.
>
If a person eats this muffin, can you detect all these ingredients
when you sniff his ass?
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