On Friday, April 16, 2021 at 5:54:03 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:28:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
> >>
> >> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
> >> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
> >> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
> >> play the piano?
> >>
> > Why don't you call and inquire? 
> I thought about calling the local hospitals first (I got so far as
> looking them up this afternoon) to see if he was still admitted and
> maybe he'd answer the bedside phone. But I didn't want lay into him
> too bad the first time we spoke if he'd taken a turn for the worse
> (I do have SOME scruples).
>
> OTOH, I didn't want to call the house and have his wife answer just
> to hear him yelling, "HANG UP! HANG UP!" from the adjacent room.
>
> But there's still time tonight to check hospitals after his wife has
> left for visiting hours and Nurse Ratchet with the big boobs has
> finished her 8:PM medication rounds.... Maybe after I have a few
> spiced rum and cokes.
> > I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> > tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure speculation
> > on my part.
> That's where I was going to place my best bet, too.
>
Steve is pining like a tween school girl, it seems that Sheldon *lives* in Steve's - or should we call him 'Stephanie', lol!!!??? - *head*...!!!
:-P
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Best
Greg