jmcquown wrote:
> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>
>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>> play the piano?
>>
> Why don't you call and inquire?
>
> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
> speculation on my part.* I wasn't about to start peppering his wife
> with questions.
>
> Jill

That sounds plausible to me, but I bet the old mexican gal pushed
his sorry, low down ass off the deck. Good on her.

No jury would convict her if they knew senor Popeye.