On 4/16/2021 1:51 PM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 4/16/2021 4:15 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> The barn roof? How much Crystal Palace was involved?
>>>
>>> I guess when you're so runted, a tumble from any height is farther
>>> to the ground and your center of gravity makes for a flatter splat.
>>> Will he still be able to make love 4X a day. reach the stove, and
>>> play the piano?
>>>
>> Why don't you call and inquire? 
>>
>> I'm going to take a wild guess and say he fell off the deck while
>> tossing out leftovers for the wild critters but that's pure
>> speculation on my part. I wasn't about to start peppering his wife
>> with questions.
>>
>> Jill
>
> He was yelling racist obscenities at passers-by and one of them
> clobbered him.
>
No, it was the father of a large breasted young girl that clobbered him.