On Sun, 11 Apr 2021 06:28:55 -0400, Gary wrote:

> On 4/11/2021 12:33 AM, Alex wrote:
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 18:44:17 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>>> For Jalapeno and Serrano peppers for my Breakfasts and also today
>>>> earlier I went to Branneke's to BUY some Jalapeno and Serrano pepper
>>>> plants, and I planted them in my Front Left Garden Bed.
>>>>
>>>> So this Summer when I want a Jalapeno and/or Serrano pepper, I'll go
>>>> out front to my Garden! YUM! :-)
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>> I woke up at 11:AM and started donating 880ml of plasma about an
>>> hour later then went to the garden store and bought a kaffir lime
>>> tree and a cactus then the liquor store for some cachaca then the
>>> grocery store where I bought carrots, green onions, beef cheeks, a
>>> tri-tip, 5lbs of ground beef, various canned tomatoes, a SPAM clone,
>>> 2 bottles of cheap ketchup, romaine hearts, 3 green peppers, a bag
>>> of little hoagie rolls, a cucumber, 2 heads of garlic, 2 kinds of
>>> onions, a bag of potatoes, 10 key limes, and 2 Langers Strawberry
>>> Lemonaides for $1. Then I trimmed the rest of the vitex and stuffed
>>> the trimmings into 2 50 gallon trash cans for pickup on Monday, and
>>> then I tried on some new shoes that Fed-Ex delivered while I was out
>>> and then I soaked and wiped up all the shit I spilled all over the
>>> stove last night before I cooked Italian snausages, onions, and
>>> peppers while I did a half-assed job of mopping the kitchen floor
>>> with Pinealin and my slip-on furry, absorbent slippers while dancing
>>> to "Staying Alive" and drinking caipirinhas. Then I called my former
>>> landlord in San Jose and left a message telling him to get off his
>>> lazy, ass come and fix my ****ing heater and A/C (when it was 71F in
>>> San Jose) and paint my kitchen then I banned some people on reddit
>>> that don't like me and then I responded to some delirious asshat on
>>> Usenet about I forget what.
>>
>> TWO bottles of cheap ketchup? WTF?
>
> Cheap ketchup (aka store brand) works for me. Just as good and I don't
> need to pay twice the price for a brand name.

https://www.heb.com/product-detail/h...ketchup/126871

Tastes, smells, feels, looks, and eats just like Heinz and only
$1/bottle. Heinz is $2.79 for a 32oz bottle.

-sw