On 4/11/2021 12:33 AM, Alex wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sat, 10 Apr 2021 18:44:17 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>>> For Jalapeno and Serrano peppers for my Breakfasts and also today
>>> earlier I went to Branneke's to BUY some Jalapeno and Serrano pepper
>>> plants, and I planted them in my Front Left Garden Bed.
>>>
>>> So this Summer when I want a Jalapeno and/or Serrano pepper, I'll go
>>> out front to my Garden! YUM! :-)
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>> I woke up at 11:AM and started donating 880ml of plasma about an
>> hour later then went to the garden store and bought a kaffir lime
>> tree and a cactus then the liquor store for some cachaca then the
>> grocery store where I bought carrots, green onions, beef cheeks, a
>> tri-tip, 5lbs of ground beef, various canned tomatoes, a SPAM clone,
>> 2 bottles of cheap ketchup, romaine hearts, 3 green peppers, a bag
>> of little hoagie rolls, a cucumber, 2 heads of garlic, 2 kinds of
>> onions, a bag of potatoes, 10 key limes, and 2 Langers Strawberry
>> Lemonaides for $1. Then I trimmed the rest of the vitex and stuffed
>> the trimmings into 2 50 gallon trash cans for pickup on Monday, and
>> then I tried on some new shoes that Fed-Ex delivered while I was out
>> and then I soaked and wiped up all the shit I spilled all over the
>> stove last night before I cooked Italian snausages, onions, and
>> peppers while I did a half-assed job of mopping the kitchen floor
>> with Pinealin and my slip-on furry, absorbent slippers while dancing
>> to "Staying Alive" and drinking caipirinhas. Then I called my former
>> landlord in San Jose and left a message telling him to get off his
>> lazy, ass come and fix my ****ing heater and A/C (when it was 71F in
>> San Jose) and paint my kitchen then I banned some people on reddit
>> that don't like me and then I responded to some delirious asshat on
>> Usenet about I forget what.
>>
>> -sw
>
> TWO bottles of cheap ketchup? WTF?

Cheap ketchup (aka store brand) works for me. Just as good and I don't
need to pay twice the price for a brand name.