I thought Bruce might enjoy my murderous rant.

On Sunday, February 27, 2011 at 9:51:18 AM UTC-6, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> Notice that no one ever slaughters their animals for meat in
> FarmVille?
> We need to come up with a strategy to fight the extreme vegetarian
> movement called FarmVille.
> Here is one idea:
> 1. capture Morrissey
> 2. strip him and rub him down with scent gathered from a dozen female
> porpoises in estrus
> 3. throw him into a tank with a particularly aggressive male porpoise
> who will drag him underwater and attempt to copulate with him until he
> drowns.
> 4. extract Morrissey from dolphin tank
> 5. butcher Morrissey, and feed his flesh to dogs at a no-kill animal
> shelter
> 6. use Morrissey's femurs to slaughter veal calves [this will lure the
> extreme vegetarians]
> 7. when the vegetarians arrive, beat them to death with Morrissey's
> femurs
> 8. affirm human supremacy
> http://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/12/2...x249-53894.jpg
> --Bryan

--Bryan