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On 3/28/2021 4:04 AM, Susan Moseley wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Mar 2021 12:25:08 +1100, Bruce >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 27 Mar 2021 18:19:16 -0700 (PDT), "
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, March 27, 2021 at 7:28:44 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "The pun is the lowest form of humor"
>>>> --My oldest brother, Jerry
>>>> Right after I sent this, I remembered that my niece, Jerry's daughter,
>>>> used to call Red Lobster, Red *Lompster*. She mispronounced other
>>>> things too, in ways that I found funny. She called cicadas, which many
>>>> here refer to by the misnomer, "locusts," "fokiss," clearly a short "i"
>>>> sound rather than a schwa, and she called giraffes, "drath." It wasn't
>>>> that she was unable to pronounce any consonant or vowel sounds. As Art
>>>> Linkletter pointed out, "Kids say the darndest things."
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>>
>>> But how old was she when she was doing all this mispronounciating??

>>
>> 27.

>
> Wipe the shit out of your eyes. Joan asked how old, not what is
> Ophelia's I.Q.
>

LOL
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