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The Stimulus Debit Card Scam
Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/26/2021 8:18 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> wrote:
>>> On Friday, March 26, 2021 at 1:26:08 PM UTC-5, S Viemeister wrote:
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>>>> I use ATMs to transfer funds from my US banks, to my UK one -
>>>> it's the
>>>> most economical way I've found to do it. Pop the cards into the
>>>> machine
>>>> at my bank, withdraw their daily max, go up to the counter and
>>>> deposit it.
>>>> Unfortunately, the Royal Bank of Scotland closed our local
>>>> branch, and
>>>> the nearest bank is 40 miles away.
>>>> That's pretty much the only thing I use ATMs for.
>>>>
>>> Does your bank not allow this to be done online?
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>> Royal banks require you to make transactions in person, and
>> properly clothed in a royal fashion. White fur caps, red carpets,
>> and purple robes.
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> My bank requires a tie and suit jacket.* I cheat though and use the
> drive up window so they don't see I have shorts and sneakers on.
As long as you are wearing the proper royal headgear, you can drop
the shorts and even your drawers when going through the drive thru
teller.
Especially if you talk with an aristocratic accent.
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