On Sat, 13 Mar 2021 18:38:28 +1100, Bruce > wrote:

>On Fri, 12 Mar 2021 21:46:34 -0800, Leo >
>wrote:
>
>>This is a true story.
>>Yesterday, I boiled some beef chunks along with BtB and a small can of tomato
>>sauce for beef stew. One section of my side fence had five slats knocked out
>>by the neighbor kid kicking balls against it, so I decided to hammer them
>>back into place.
>>I gathered the materials together along with a old scissor chair, so I could
>>pull out nails and staples while sitting down before banging the slats into
>>the fence again. I gathered the slats and sat down on the chair, ripped right
>>through and found myself smooshed on the bottom of the scissor in a fetal
>>position with my legs straight up in the air.
>>I was in a clamp with nobody around.
>
>I find this very arousing, for some reason. Time for Mom's old clog
>and the lube again.

So much for this hot dog. Lost my appetite.