Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/12/2021 10:11 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>>> In article >, says...
>>>> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power
>>>> outage.
>>> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.
>>
>> Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for
>> blood so I
>> don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>
>
> I close my eyes.* I'm a rather modest person and don't want to look
> at naked potatoes.

Some taters have several massive bosoms.