On Wed, 03 Mar 2021 04:05:40 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:

> "Oh, and I stuck your chapstick up my girlfriend's ass. I know what
> you're thinking. Yeah, I took the cap off first."

'My girlfriend' is what we call the dog. Another suggestion, please.

Besides, how would an infected human female infect *my* ass?

(That was rhetorical; please don't answer if it's covered in your book.)