Tomatoes - faulty measurements?
On 3/3/2021 3:55 AM, Bruce wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2021 03:40:42 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On 3/2/2021 8:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Tue, 2 Mar 2021 19:47:51 -0600, BryanGSimmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 3/2/2021 6:24 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>>> On 2021-03-02 5:55 p.m., BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> He appears to have no sense of humor.Â* Can you imagine telling your
>>>>>> aunt that you had been rubbing her toothbrush on your asshole every
>>>>>> chance you got, as revenge for feeding you bugs?Â* You wouldn't even
>>>>>> have to have actually done it, because there'd be no way for her to
>>>>>> know one way or the other.Â* She'd think about it every time she
>>>>>> brushed her teeth for the rest of her life.
>>>>>>
>>>>> I would never tell someone that I had rubbed their toothbrush on my ass.
>>>>> I would prefer to know that every time they brush their teeth their
>>>>> would be traces of me on the brush.
>>>>
>>>> I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making
>>>> someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the person.
>>>
>>> I feel a new novel coming up, Bryan. You're already elaborating on its
>>> main theme!
>>>
>> Revenge?
>
> No, that's way too big for you. Toothbrushes and anuses.
>
>> That's best kept short. What *would* you do if someone put
>> bugs in food and served it to you?
>
> They didn't put bugs in their food. They fed them something made of
> cricket flour. A food grade, probably FDA approved item, not a
> cockroach they pulled out of their ass.
>
I wouldn't mess with anyone who kept cockroaches in their rectum.
That's hardcore.
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