Tomatoes - faulty measurements?
On 3/2/2021 8:00 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Mar 2021 19:47:51 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> > wrote:
>
>> On 3/2/2021 6:24 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>>> On 2021-03-02 5:55 p.m., BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>>>
>>>> He appears to have no sense of humor.Â* Can you imagine telling your
>>>> aunt that you had been rubbing her toothbrush on your asshole every
>>>> chance you got, as revenge for feeding you bugs?Â* You wouldn't even
>>>> have to have actually done it, because there'd be no way for her to
>>>> know one way or the other.Â* She'd think about it every time she
>>>> brushed her teeth for the rest of her life.
>>>>
>>> I would never tell someone that I had rubbed their toothbrush on my ass.
>>> I would prefer to know that every time they brush their teeth their
>>> would be traces of me on the brush.
>>
>> I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making
>> someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the person.
>
> I feel a new novel coming up, Bryan. You're already elaborating on its
> main theme!
>
Revenge? That's best kept short. What *would* you do if someone put
bugs in food and served it to you?
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