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On Tue, 2 Mar 2021 19:47:51 -0600, BryanGSimmons
> wrote:

>On 3/2/2021 6:24 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-03-02 5:55 p.m., BryanGSimmons wrote:
>>>>
>>> He appears to have no sense of humor.Â* Can you imagine telling your
>>> aunt that you had been rubbing her toothbrush on your asshole every
>>> chance you got, as revenge for feeding you bugs?Â* You wouldn't even
>>> have to have actually done it, because there'd be no way for her to
>>> know one way or the other.Â* She'd think about it every time she
>>> brushed her teeth for the rest of her life.
>>>

>> I would never tell someone that I had rubbed their toothbrush on my ass.
>> I would prefer to know that every time they brush their teeth their
>> would be traces of me on the brush.

>
>I wouldn't actually rub someone's toothbrush on my asshole; making
>someone think you did would have a far greater effect on the person.


I feel a new novel coming up, Bryan. You're already elaborating on its
main theme!

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