There might be Levitical issues (was: Bryan is STALKING ME!)
On 2/23/2021 3:31 AM, Stu Rawlings wrote:
> On 2/22/2021 1:50 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> Oh, and if you have a teenage grand-daughter, you might want to bring her
>> along.Â* I know how lovely it can be for grannies to share firsts with
>> their
>> grand-daughters, and a girl's first rimjob is something special.Â* John
>> and
>> Bruce are the perfect team, Bruce to sniff-check for cleanliness, and
>> John
>> to do the actual licking.
>>
>> Now, before you get all bent out of shape, I'm not saying that I think
>> that
>> your grand-daughter has poor anal hygiene, but John has written that he's
>> very persnickety about cleanliness (you can't really fault him for
>> that), and
>> when it comes to this sort of thing, Bruce has the nose of a
>> bloodhound.Â* If
>> Bruce says she's clean, then you can bet your ass she's clean.
>>
>> --Bryan
>>
> You are one sick ****, pillow biter.
>
OK, if I had been serious, it would have been "sick." As a joke, it
was certainly in poor taste, but it was a pretty well constructed
little vignette. If you didn't find it funny, your loss. As for your
cutesy "pillow biter" thing, gee, aren't you ****ing snazzy? You know
modern urban slang. Calling me *** is silly. I've been slightly
disappointed that I had no potential for enjoying sex with males as
well as females for decades. I really love *Transformer* and *Diamond
Dogs*. If you had half a ****ing brain, you'd come up with a better
insult, and you might have even enjoyed my humorous post.
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--Bryan
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