Sheldon wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Feb 2021 20:41:42 +1100, Bruce > wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 18 Feb 2021 01:39:48 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Wednesday, February 17, 2021 at 9:02:48 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 17 Feb 2021 20:21:16 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > On 2/17/2021 7:21 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>> >> The nearest 4 grocery stores and 2 dollar stores are all closed due
> >>> >> to no power, and the roads are only half visible between ice and
> >>> >> snow. 65% of your neighboring neighborhoods within 5 miles have no
> >>> >> power. The only restaurant open within 6 miles is a Burger King and
> >>> >> the drive-through is 35+ cars long. There are two gas station
> >>> >> quickie marts open with nearly empty shelves.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Pop Quiz: What do you buy?
> >>> >>
> >>> >> https://i.postimg.cc/85YJqNW2/Snowpo...al-Package.jpg
> >>> >>
> >>> > Answer: None of the above
> >>> But do you have a weeks worth of cigarettes, wine, and cat food at
> >>> every given moment?
> >>
> >>I don't smoke, drink wine, or have a cat, but I certainly have enough supplies
> >>at any given moment to get by for a week. Or two.
> >>
> >>Then again, I'm well-heeled and compulsively organized. In the last
> >>six months I've taken to writing the purchase date on paper goods,
> >>cleaning products, and bottled water to help me rotate the stocks.
> >
> >Are you afraid your toilet paper's going off?
> Old paper yellows and old TP shreds. I write the purchase date on
> everything, I like to use the older stuff first.


Steve may be reduced to using that crick by his place as his toilet...

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Greg