Unnatural Meal
On 2/7/2021 2:58 AM, Leo wrote:
> On 2021 Feb 6, , Bruce wrote
> (in >):
>
>> On Sat, 06 Feb 2021 20:35:55 -0800, >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2021 Feb 6, , Bruce wrote
>>>
>>> Define alternate reality.
>>
>> A reality that's not based on facts but on an agenda.
>
> You're crowing about facts and agendas? That´s rich. Look in a mirror.
> My wife just informed me that tomorrow is Super Bowl Sunday. I now have to
> make ham wraps and boil some eggs starting at Midnight, so I´m going to do
> that now. I´m a good husband, and nobody at my house cares about the Super
> Bowl this year. The junk we eat because of it is a tradition.
> I´ll tape the game and fast forward through it to view the commercials.
> Today is Party Time!
You don't like SuperBowl game but you make special food for it?
You only want to see the commercials?
You don't like the ultimate Hand-Egg game? You're no real American
fellow. This year it features "The Old Goat vs the Kid." Brady vs
Mahomes. I'm looking forward to that.
I would love to see the old guy win one more time but I predict the
young one will win again this year.
Maybe you can watch the Puppy Bowl or the Kitty Bowl with all the girls
instead while you snack on special party food.
Option #3: Take your beer and snacky food into the bathroom and watch
"The Toilet Bowl" for 3 hours.
I won't be going to any Covid-infested sports bar with all the annoying
party people. I'll watch the game at home. At least here, everyone is a
true football fan. It's about the game, not the snacks and party. lol
PS- just razzing you, Leo. No offense intended. :-D
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