Master Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 31 Jan 2021 21:06:20 -0500, Sheldon Martin >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 31 Jan 2021 Dave Smith wrote:
>>>
>>> I picked up a small chicken the other day and planned to roast it for
>>> supper tonight. I had a big bottle of Pirri Pirri sauce from Costco. I
>>> split the chicken in half, smeared it with the Piri Piri and let it sit
>>> for about an hour and a half. I popped it into a 400F oven for an hour.
>>> My wife par boiled a couple potatoes and tossed them in a pan with some
>>> oil and put them in with the chicken. After the chicken came out of the
>>> oven she steamed some asparagus and some green beans.
>>>
>>> Everything turned out great. The chicken was amazing.
>>>
>>> Pardon the heck out of me if I didn't bother taking and posting photos
>>> for Sheldon to disparage.
>>
>> I can't disparage photos for an "amazing" meal that never happened...
>> nothing you've posted happened, and has nothing to do with me, you've
>> never posted even one picture of anything you've claimed to have
>> cooked or anything you have claimed to have done... I don't believe
>> you know how to ride a bicycle simply because we've never seen you
>> riding one or even next to one. I've posted pictures of our bicycles
>> but you don't own a bike. I think you are a canuck cripple in a wheel
>> chair or in a reclining hospital bed dreaming about pickled
>> balls. You are definitely a faker. I'm believing that YOU are your
>> big niece... everything you've ever said about her is all about YOU!
>
> That's an interesting new perspective. Dave Smith IS Big Niece. I like
> it.
>

You always prefer two assholes to sniff versus doing a single!