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Mike Duffy[_5_] Mike Duffy[_5_] is offline
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On Sat, 30 Jan 2021 13:53:55 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> I've known young girls who could out**** young boys while lying on their
> backs on the Coney Island beach, distancewise and volume.


Just distance wise & volume? Heck I've seen them **** further AND for a
longer amount of time.

Then there's the macho trick of trying to make the 3rd rail in the subway
spark without burning off anything. I think most women though would
disqualify themselves on moral grounds.


However, where they really put the men to shame is in the 'artistic'
contests, like spray-painting snow sculptures. A real man would not let
his pride get in the way of a woman who wanted to lend a helping hand. I
would elaborate, but that's the sort of story for you to tell, Sheldon.