On Thu, 28 Jan 2021 07:08:02 +1100, Master Bruce
> wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 11:59:55 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:
>
>>On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 2:47:56 PM UTC-5, Master Bruce wrote:
>>> On Wed, 27 Jan 2021 11:45:10 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Wednesday, January 27, 2021 at 7:20:27 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>>>
>>> >> What do you know about good coffee?
>>> >> You just drink cold and very milked down coffee and a bunch of caffeine
>>> >> pills.
>>> >>
>>> >The subtle flavors are easier to appreciate without the bitterness, acidity and
>>> >tongue scalding of hot, black coffee. It's 1:35 here, I've been awake since 3:30,
>>> >and I've had exactly one 200mg. caffeine tablet and about an ounce and a half
>>> >of espresso in a glass of whole milk. It was delicious.
>>> But it has little to do with coffee. It's like adding sweetener to
>>> white wine. You may have the tastebuds of a child.
>>
>>Ah. I see you're familiar with wine coolers.
>>
>><https://www.thekitchn.com/i-tried-every-bartles-jaymes-wine-cooler-and-ranked-them-232083>
>
>Yes, for girlies.

Or actually: no, but I've heard of Bacardi Breezers. In the
Netherlands, there's a phenomenon called the "breezer sluttie". Give
her a couple of breezers and she's yours for a while:
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