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Michael Baglio
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On 6 Oct 2004 20:15:07 -0500,
(David R. Throop)
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>So I've been wondering - if I use flax seed oil as a healthy salad
>dressing, can I get it to burst into flames at the table? I realize
>that this may alter the taste some, and the nutrient balance. But it
>sure would an attention-grabber at the next church potluck. What
>nontoxic thing could I do to speed up the ignition and make it more
>certain?
Pick salad bowl up off the chuch potluck table.
Hold salad bowl over head.
When the pastor's wife walks by, tweak her tits.
The lightening bolts should help with both the speed and the certainty
of ignition.
Glad I could help,
Michael
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