Doppelgänger wrote:

> Bruce pretended :
> > On Fri, 4 Dec 2020 15:41:59 -0600, Sqwertz >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:
> >>
> >>> Sqwertz wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
> >>>>
> >>>> And a rotting pineapple.
> >>>
> >>> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?
> >>
> >> Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.
> >
> > PineappleGate! I'm glad Sqwertz doesn't have anything better to do and
> > is on the case!
> >
> It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
> of his ass.


That's nothing, I can pull Carmen Miranda's Tutti - Frutti Hat out of my arse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsTUN1wVrc

The Lady In The Tutti Frutti Hat - from "The Gang's All Here", 1944

by Carmen Miranda

"I wonder why does ev'rybody look at me
And then begin to talk about a Christmas tree?
I hope that means that ev'ryone is glad to see
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

The gentlemen, they want to make me say, "Si, si"
But I don't tell them that, I tell them, "Yes, sir-ee!"
And maybe that is why they come for dates to me
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

Some people say I dress too ***
But ev'ry day, I feel so ***
And when I'm ***, I dress that way
Is something wrong with that?

Now...
Americanos tell me that my hat is high
Because I will not take it off to kiss a guy
But if I ever start to take it off, ay, ay!
Ay, ay!
I do that once for Johnny Smith
And he is very happy with
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

(Some people say you dress too ***
But ev'ry day, you feel so ***
And when you're ***, you dress that way
Is something wrong with that?)

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

But still, seoritas, they are sweet and shy
They dance and play together when the sun is high
But when the tropical moon is in the sky, ay, ay
Ay, ay!
They have a different kind of time
And even I forget this time
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

Americanos tell me that my hat is high
Because I will not take it off to kiss a guy
But if I ever start to take it off, ay, ay!
I do that once for Johnny Smith
And he is very happy with
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat..."