Sheldon wrote:

> On Sat, 28 Nov 2020 "cshenk" wrote:
> >
> >https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MT3S2CK/
> >
> >I KNOW there are massive units that Sheldon will claim are all you can
> >use and he has 5 of them or something.
> >
> >Now for real people with smaller needs? I am over Pnematics at this
> >stage of our lives.
> We don't burn wood, never have. How do you dream up such trash...
> imagining my hard shagbark hickory must make you squirt in your
> panties.
>
> We have a nice stand of a few dozen mature shagbark hickory trees.
> https://chiefrivernursery.com/shagba...seedlings.html
> I've posted pictures before but I don't feel like looking for them...
> but if you insist on having a major orgasm I'd be happy to oblige.


Lol...in my twenty - plus years here, IIRC you've never *once* mentioned yourself "log - splitting", and you've mentioned *many* times your aversion to burning wood...anyone who reads your posts regularly will agree that this is "common knowledge" here...

As for Carol, it's "Liar, liar, PANTIES on fire...!!!" ... her hubby Don's elderly pecker aka WOOD must have withered, hence she is seeking "excitement" with dire fabulations such as the above with her risible mention of you...

<chuckle>

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Best
Greg