On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 11:36:00 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> Bryan Simmons formulated on Thursday :
> > On Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 10:36:01 AM UTC-6, Doppelgänger wrote:
> >> Sheldon Martin explained on 11/26/2020 :
> >>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One small Cornish hen.
> >>>
> >>> Matches your peepee.
> >>>
> >> How do you know what Bryan's 'peepee' looks like, and
> >> why is that the first thing that comes to your mind?
> >
> > Sheldon thinks about peepees because in the Navy, he was
> > repeatedly ****ed in the mouth by other sailors. Shelly the
> > cook. The one who did "women's work." They weren't ***.
> > They'd rather have been mouth raping a woman, but Shelly
> > was as close as they could get.
> >
> > --Bryan
> >
> In Sheldon's case you can't rape the willing, and
> he sure does seem to enjoy a dose of throat coat,
> his *** lames are beyond stale.

I don't believe that he is ***. I believe that he was ****ed in the
mouth by sailors, and that's why he's always thinking about
penises and saying homophobic stuff. I don't believe that he
ever willingly put a dick in his mouth. Should we ask him?

Like, Sheldon, all those times you got ****ed in the mouth,
you never enjoyed it, did you?

--Bryan