On Tuesday, October 27, 2020 at 2:54:44 PM UTC-10, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> I went to the drive thru of a local fast food place. I was very
> specific and ordered two large fries. Paid, got the bag and pulled
> away. When I looked in the bag, instead of two large fries there was
> about a hundred small ones!

Your delivery of a punchline to an audience that has no sense of humor is acknowledged. I've been working on adding a second punchline to an old joke. I expect to make a lot of dough in the comedy field.

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the street licking himself.

Mike: Boy, I sure wish I could do that!

Ike: Won't he bite?

Mike: Heck no! That's Rex the Wonder Dog. He loves blow jobs!