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On Thursday, August 27, 2020 at 6:21:05 PM UTC-5, Bryan Simmons wrote:
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> On Thursday, August 27, 2020 at 5:21:43 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
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> > Kuth couldn't emigrate, even with a dutch buttsniffer signing for him,

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> OK, I answered your question, and now I'm going to ask you one. I understand why you call Sheldon, "Popeye," but what's with the "Dutch" and "butt sniffing"? I'm just curious. I swear that I'm not working on a dissertation for a doctorate in Anthropology. Heck, I dropped out of college in my junior year to start a punk rock band.
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> --Bryan
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I hope Hank doesn't mind but I'm going to jump in and answer your questions..

Bruce, our resident man of ingredients lists, is Dutch. Somehow he slipped
into Australia and has taken root there. He thinks the USA is the land of
evil, gun-toting, processed food eating zombies who won't adopt a socialist government. ****es him off to no end.

He's always defending our two looney tune residents, Julie, aka Ju-Ju,
our resident attention whore, as well as John Kuthe, our resident village
idiot. Hank accused him long ago of just hanging around those two just
to get as close as possible to get a whiff of their asses. He's rather
fond of the senile, Depends wearing OhFeelMe, aka Ophelia.