(Slightly modified ansd spell-checked)

All those new-fangled wi-fi water meters energize and flash
nano-code to dormant nano-bots flowing through the city water mains
and into your homes and businesses. Then they evaporate up into the
air from your sinks and showers and infest every nook and cranny -
spying on you. And the ones you drink spy on the organs inside your
body - especially your brain - using all those tiny centipede-like
nano-feelers and nano-antennas.

Outside the home they rely on water sprinklers. And when the
Government needs really deep coverage, they often stage water main
breaks, structure fires, and rely on rioters to start fires
requiring the fire hoses which dispense the energized nano-bots.

All those nano-bots report back to the meters on the side of the
homes and buildings VIA wi-fi. Then the meters transmit to the hubs
mounted on the light and telephone poles in the area. And from there
to the electrical grid and substations where The Government has
installed Brita taps and filters to suck out all that data. All this
data is being transmitted in mere microseconds.

The nano-bots typically only live for a couple days on their tiny
little semiconductor capacitors and get vacuumed up with the dead
skin cells and washed away by rains. Most of them get picked by up
via runoff in streams in rivers, or VIA household wastewater where
they travel back though the water treatment plants end eventually
end up back in the water supply again, ready to be
reactivated/re-coded VIA your wi-fi water meters. There's always a
constant stream of dormant nano-bots traveling through the city
water mains and into your home and body!

There have been unconfirmed reports that this "Coronavirus" is
actually caused by rogue or compromised nano-bots, but that is still
under investigation and not to be misconstrued as fact.