Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:57:29 -0700, jay > wrote:
>
>> On 11/14/19 7:42 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:24:03 -0800 (PST),
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thursday, November 14, 2019 at 3:53:47 PM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> You were surrounded by boobs and were looking at fish?
>>>>
>>>> Yoose must be a horndog too.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqWNmk7pH3s
>>>
>>> My wife and I were once having dinner at a Turkish restaurant when a
>>> belly dancer came to our table, during her act. I felt a bit awkward
>>> looking at this scantily clad woman from so close, so I looked in the
>>> other direction. Afterwards, my wife told me off and said that was
>>> rude. Can you imagine that? My wife told me off for NOT looking at a
>>> half naked woman.
>>>
>>
>> Put your wife on the phone.. I want to ask her if this really happened.
>> If you tell a lie it has to sound believable.
>
> This really happened. I'm not in the habit of repeating someone else's
> joke.
>

But here, druce, you often repeat and sound like a skipping or
broken record. Same shit over and over and over.

Your wife is probably sick of it. Give her a package of new
ingredient lists on your next anniversary.