On Thu, 14 Nov 2019 19:57:29 -0700, jay > wrote:

>On 11/14/19 7:42 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:24:03 -0800 (PST),
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thursday, November 14, 2019 at 3:53:47 PM UTC-10, Bruce wrote:
>>>>
>>>> You were surrounded by boobs and were looking at fish?
>>>
>>> Yoose must be a horndog too.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqWNmk7pH3s
>>
>> My wife and I were once having dinner at a Turkish restaurant when a
>> belly dancer came to our table, during her act. I felt a bit awkward
>> looking at this scantily clad woman from so close, so I looked in the
>> other direction. Afterwards, my wife told me off and said that was
>> rude. Can you imagine that? My wife told me off for NOT looking at a
>> half naked woman.
>>
>
>Put your wife on the phone.. I want to ask her if this really happened.
>If you tell a lie it has to sound believable.

This really happened. I'm not in the habit of repeating someone else's
joke.